Bin Laden Videos: Translated

Don't ask me how I got this info. If I revealed my source, I'd have to come and kill everyone who reads this. But it's not the source that's important.
It's what the recently-released bin Laden videos had to say. This is why they removed the audio.
"Say there, fellow Islamist Extremist! Want to be taken seriously, not only by your seven wives but all the other hot Islamic babes? Then ask yourself. Would you rather look like THIS?


Or THIS?

That's why the Sheik (Osama) uses "Just for Islamic Extremists" hair coloring for men.

Everyone knows that the appearance of youth is important for Terrorist Leaders who REALLY want to score — not only with their followers who will listen to your every word, but with the Islamo-hotties when you want to get into their burkas!
Do you want to be seen as an old man sitting at home alone, watching yourself on TV, or do you want to be viewed as young, vibrant, the virile stud the infidels fear?
JUST FOR ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS!  For that youthful, vigorous, jihad all day and boogie all night look.

"Bin Laden: Don't be a loser!  Be a user!  'Just for Islamic Extremists!'  Death to America!"
DON'T BELIEVE?  Check out the video!