Where is love.....??? Girl's are only Fake...(ask by DJ Videek Rao )
jab rulana hi tha tujhe toh phir hasaya kyun
sath rehkar bhi hai juda toh paas aaya kyun..(3)

kyun yakeen uthgaya dil se kahi wafao ka
pyar mehsoos kyun hone laga gunao sa..(2)

pyar mehsoos kyun hone laga gunao sa !!


aaya apne beech main kisi ka saaya kyun
jab rulana hi tha tujhe toh phir hasaya kyun
sath rehkar bhi hai juda toh paas aaya kyun

Kyun ajnabi ki tarah humse pesh ata hai
chandh lamhen bhi humen tu nah dee pata hai
kyun ajnabi ki tarah humse pesh ata hai
chandh lamhen bhi humen tu nah dee pata hai

chandh lamhen bhi humen tu nah dee pata hai....

aisi kya humne ki khata humen sataya kyun
jab rulana hi tha tujhe toh phir hasaya kyun
sath rehkar bhi hai juda toh paas aaya kyun..

Where is love.....??? Girl's are only Fake...(ask by DJ Videek Rao )
jab rulana hi tha tujhe toh phir hasaya kyun
sath rehkar bhi hai juda toh paas aaya kyun..(3)

kyun yakeen uthgaya dil se kahi wafao ka
pyar mehsoos kyun hone laga gunao sa..(2)

pyar mehsoos kyun hone laga gunao sa !!


aaya apne beech main kisi ka saaya kyun
jab rulana hi tha tujhe toh phir hasaya kyun
sath rehkar bhi hai juda toh paas aaya kyun

Kyun ajnabi ki tarah humse pesh ata hai
chandh lamhen bhi humen tu nah dee pata hai
kyun ajnabi ki tarah humse pesh ata hai
chandh lamhen bhi humen tu nah dee pata hai

chandh lamhen bhi humen tu nah dee pata hai....

aisi kya humne ki khata humen sataya kyun
jab rulana hi tha tujhe toh phir hasaya kyun
sath rehkar bhi hai juda toh paas aaya kyun..

Ballet good show

DANCER James Hobley pirouetted through to Saturday's Britain's Got Talent final after getting the thumbs up from the judges.

Scouse impressionist Les Gibson also bagged a place in the final last night after winning the public vote.
Simon Cowell, David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre all voted for James, 11, from Redcar, North Yorks.
After securing his place on Saturday's show James said: "They're the favourite judges in the world and I want to say thank you to all the people who voted."
Simon led the praise for James, who uses his passion for dance to battle autism. He said: "I thought you were absolutely brilliant."

Made up ... James Hobley finds out he's made it to the final

And the Hoff backed him to go all the way, saying: "He is my all-time favourite to win this competition. Yeah."
Amanda Holden told the dancer, who performed to Leona Lewis's Happy: "You expressed everything tonight. You really moved me."
Les, 41, who mimicked Ant and Dec, said: "It feels fantastic. I want to thank everyone for voting. It's an overwhelming feeling."

A good impression ... panel-pleasing mimic Les Gibson with Britain's Got Talent host Declan Donnelly

Bell-ringers Aeolian Chimes came third - only getting the nod from Amanda. She told them: "You were fantastic. One of the main prizes is to perform for the Queen and I'm going with what she would want to see."
But Simon countered: "I'm going to take everything back to planet Earth. On planet Earth the Queen would like to see James."
Avril Lavigne, who sang new single Smile, said her favourites were James and singer Jay Worley.

I hope showdown's not too exciting,

it might overheat my fella's pacemaker

EXCLUSIVE By LUCY CONNOLLY

BGT'S Jean Martyn has told how her boyfriend has been ordered by doctors not to get too excited during Saturday's final - because he could send his PACEMAKER into overdrive.
Bob Ware, 70, who is also Jean's manager, has been the boogie-woogie pianist's "rock" for the past five years.
But he has endured three "horrific" heart operations in the past month.
Eccentric Jean - who thrilled the judges with her semi-final performance on Tuesday - said: "The doctors have told him that if he gets really excited the pacemaker will start to flutter, so I am trying to keep him calm - but it is difficult.

Happy couple ... Jean Martyn with boyfriend Bob Ware

"This has opened a whole new window for me. I can't believe it is happening. I keep saying to him, 'Bob, for goodness sake don't get too excited!'"
Gran Jean, 59, from Staffs, met "very young and trendy" septuagenarian Bob after going through a harrowing divorce.
He was also going through a difficult time after suddenly losing his beloved wife Jenny to a heart attack.
Jean, who has a 30-year-old son, Scott, played the organ at the memorial service and later asked Bob to act as a chaperone for her when she travelled to gigs.
The pair keep separate homes because "wonderful" Bob is "too messy" - but she hopes that one day they might wed. Jean told TV Biz how she had planned to QUIT if she hadn't managed to break into showbiz by the time she turned 60 on June 20 this year.
She said: "I was going to retire on my 60th birthday, in 19 days, because I thought that my showbiz dream was over and I hadn't made anything of my life.
"But now I hope to still be rocking into my 90s - just like the pensioners that I entertain."
Jean's proud mum and dad have been following her BGT dream - despite being housebound. Their daughter takes her organ and plays it on the end of their bed so they can enjoy her music. Bert and Violet Watterson - who are 93 and 92 and have been married for 72 years - were delighted at her semi-final performance.
Jean said: "My mum has suffered strokes and my dad is blind but he heard me on the telly. My dad said to my mum, 'Hey duck, our Jean's made it to the final!'"

True Jean-ius ... Jean Martyn in action with her organ

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Amanda Holden compared Jean to a can of energy drink Red Bull after she wowed the panel with her performance.
Screeching with laughter, Jean said: "I am full of plenty of fizz and action, that's true! But I was really prepared for it to go one way or the other.
"I was waiting for Simon to say it's not his cup of tea, then he said he shouldn't like it but he did and I was delighted."
Jean will be supported in the audience by her son Scott and daughter-in-law Jacqueline - parents of her granddaughters Milla and Anya Parker-Copestick, aged one and two.
She has "no idea" what she will perform for the final and even changed Tuesday night's performance one hour before going on stage.
Jean said: "An hour before the show I had my organ balanced on an ironing board and was working out a new routine because they said it wasn't showcasing my ability enough. Anything could happen."

Si helped us bounce back

STUNNED boyband New Bounce show their shock at making the final - and reckoned Simon helped them get there.
Mitchell Zhangazha, 16, Kuan Fyre, 13, MJ Sanneh, 12, and James Anderson, 12, couldn't believe it when they made it because they did so badly in their first audition.
Mitchell said: "We didn't have the best first audition so we were shocked."

Shock and awesome ... New Bounce discover they've made it to the Britain's Got Talent final

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But they reckon Simon, right - who branded them "the ones to beat" during Tuesday's semi-final - gave them a boost. James said: "To know Simon was on the panel made us perform better."
And they hope they can prove him right and go all the way. The lads say they will undergo intensive preparations for the final, when they'll be up against fellow youngster Ronan Parke, 12.
James said: "There's less dancing this time so we're focusing on our singing. We'll show a different side to us. We want to show we have talent."

Cowell lights up

Good light ... Simon Cowell

VAIN Simon Cowell has had special lighting installed for himself on Britain's Got Talent after millions of viewers were shocked by his appearance on the first live semi-final.
Viewers asked on Twitter if Botox was responsible for the music mogul's droopy left eye and the apparent bruising on his face. Others joked that axed X Factor judge Cheryl Cole had lamped him.
Cowell, 51, has had two small uplighters installed to remove facial shadows and brighten appearances.
An insider said: "It is well known that Simon is vain about his appearance. But Amanda Holden has had no such special treatment."

The Hoff's girls like his new love

THE Hoff's daughters have given their blessing to his new girlfriend.
Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff, 21, calls Welsh part-time model and shop assistant Hayley Roberts a "sweetheart".
Taylor-Ann and Hayley, 18, tell Hello! magazine - out now - they have met and approve of 31-year-old Hayley. Taylor-Ann said: "He doesn't want hot girls who throw themselves at him."

Approval ... David Hasselhoff's daughters like Hayley Roberts

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Tonight's hopefuls

Edward Reid

GLASWEGIAN Edward, 35, says he is like Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder. He has sung at a day care centre, pubs and functions. He would spend the £100,000 prize on "new teeth".

Glasgow gold ... Edward Reid

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Out of the Blue

FIFTEEN students from Oxford aged 18 to 23 form this a capella group.
They perform at the Edinburgh Fringe every year and at charity functions - and say they'd donate the prize money to a local hospice.

So worthy ... the members of Oxford a capella group Out of the Blue

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Steven Hall

THE 53-year-old telecoms worker from Cumbria shocked viewers with his zany comedy dancing - which he admits was "inspired" by a hit YouTube video. He also reckons he is like Steve Coogan.

Zany ... Steven Hall

ITV

Mexican Mayhem

BINGO caller Melanie Ceazar, 59, of Chingford, East London, performs tricks with Chihuahuas Tucker, four, and Twizzle, three. She hopes the Queen would like her act as "almost the entire Royal Family have dogs".

Canine cavorting ... Melanie Ceazar, the human face of dog act Mexican Mayhem

ITV

Jessica Hobson

SINGER Jessica, 19, from Sheffield, names the Spice Girls as her idols and says she has had no professional training. She said of Simon Cowell: "He is the one I want to impress the most."

Hitting the right notes ... Jessica Hobson

ITV

Dance Angels

MEMBERS of this 20-strong dance troupe are between nine and 23 years old. They are "absolutely petrified" about performing in front of show boss Cowell. And impressing him would mean "everything" to them.

Trouping the colour ... all-girl dance troup Dance Angels

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Jai McDowall

CROONER Jai, 24, from Ayr, got into singing through karaoke. The support worker hopes for his big break, said: "Singing to the Queen would be a story I could tell my grandkids."

Melody man ... singing support worker Jai McDowall

ITV

Nathan Wyburn

NATHAN, 21, of Cardiff, recreated judge Michael McIntyre's face - out of MARMITE on toast. His inspirations include Banksy, Andy Warhol - and Simon Cowell, who apparently sparked the Marmite idea called Love or Hate.

Diff'rent strokes ... freestyling artist Nathan Wyburn

ITV

Ballet good show

DANCER James Hobley pirouetted through to Saturday's Britain's Got Talent final after getting the thumbs up from the judges.

Scouse impressionist Les Gibson also bagged a place in the final last night after winning the public vote.
Simon Cowell, David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre all voted for James, 11, from Redcar, North Yorks.
After securing his place on Saturday's show James said: "They're the favourite judges in the world and I want to say thank you to all the people who voted."
Simon led the praise for James, who uses his passion for dance to battle autism. He said: "I thought you were absolutely brilliant."

Made up ... James Hobley finds out he's made it to the final

And the Hoff backed him to go all the way, saying: "He is my all-time favourite to win this competition. Yeah."
Amanda Holden told the dancer, who performed to Leona Lewis's Happy: "You expressed everything tonight. You really moved me."
Les, 41, who mimicked Ant and Dec, said: "It feels fantastic. I want to thank everyone for voting. It's an overwhelming feeling."

A good impression ... panel-pleasing mimic Les Gibson with Britain's Got Talent host Declan Donnelly

Bell-ringers Aeolian Chimes came third - only getting the nod from Amanda. She told them: "You were fantastic. One of the main prizes is to perform for the Queen and I'm going with what she would want to see."
But Simon countered: "I'm going to take everything back to planet Earth. On planet Earth the Queen would like to see James."
Avril Lavigne, who sang new single Smile, said her favourites were James and singer Jay Worley.

I hope showdown's not too exciting,

it might overheat my fella's pacemaker

EXCLUSIVE By LUCY CONNOLLY

BGT'S Jean Martyn has told how her boyfriend has been ordered by doctors not to get too excited during Saturday's final - because he could send his PACEMAKER into overdrive.
Bob Ware, 70, who is also Jean's manager, has been the boogie-woogie pianist's "rock" for the past five years.
But he has endured three "horrific" heart operations in the past month.
Eccentric Jean - who thrilled the judges with her semi-final performance on Tuesday - said: "The doctors have told him that if he gets really excited the pacemaker will start to flutter, so I am trying to keep him calm - but it is difficult.

Happy couple ... Jean Martyn with boyfriend Bob Ware

"This has opened a whole new window for me. I can't believe it is happening. I keep saying to him, 'Bob, for goodness sake don't get too excited!'"
Gran Jean, 59, from Staffs, met "very young and trendy" septuagenarian Bob after going through a harrowing divorce.
He was also going through a difficult time after suddenly losing his beloved wife Jenny to a heart attack.
Jean, who has a 30-year-old son, Scott, played the organ at the memorial service and later asked Bob to act as a chaperone for her when she travelled to gigs.
The pair keep separate homes because "wonderful" Bob is "too messy" - but she hopes that one day they might wed. Jean told TV Biz how she had planned to QUIT if she hadn't managed to break into showbiz by the time she turned 60 on June 20 this year.
She said: "I was going to retire on my 60th birthday, in 19 days, because I thought that my showbiz dream was over and I hadn't made anything of my life.
"But now I hope to still be rocking into my 90s - just like the pensioners that I entertain."
Jean's proud mum and dad have been following her BGT dream - despite being housebound. Their daughter takes her organ and plays it on the end of their bed so they can enjoy her music. Bert and Violet Watterson - who are 93 and 92 and have been married for 72 years - were delighted at her semi-final performance.
Jean said: "My mum has suffered strokes and my dad is blind but he heard me on the telly. My dad said to my mum, 'Hey duck, our Jean's made it to the final!'"

True Jean-ius ... Jean Martyn in action with her organ

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Amanda Holden compared Jean to a can of energy drink Red Bull after she wowed the panel with her performance.
Screeching with laughter, Jean said: "I am full of plenty of fizz and action, that's true! But I was really prepared for it to go one way or the other.
"I was waiting for Simon to say it's not his cup of tea, then he said he shouldn't like it but he did and I was delighted."
Jean will be supported in the audience by her son Scott and daughter-in-law Jacqueline - parents of her granddaughters Milla and Anya Parker-Copestick, aged one and two.
She has "no idea" what she will perform for the final and even changed Tuesday night's performance one hour before going on stage.
Jean said: "An hour before the show I had my organ balanced on an ironing board and was working out a new routine because they said it wasn't showcasing my ability enough. Anything could happen."

Si helped us bounce back

STUNNED boyband New Bounce show their shock at making the final - and reckoned Simon helped them get there.
Mitchell Zhangazha, 16, Kuan Fyre, 13, MJ Sanneh, 12, and James Anderson, 12, couldn't believe it when they made it because they did so badly in their first audition.
Mitchell said: "We didn't have the best first audition so we were shocked."

Shock and awesome ... New Bounce discover they've made it to the Britain's Got Talent final

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But they reckon Simon, right - who branded them "the ones to beat" during Tuesday's semi-final - gave them a boost. James said: "To know Simon was on the panel made us perform better."
And they hope they can prove him right and go all the way. The lads say they will undergo intensive preparations for the final, when they'll be up against fellow youngster Ronan Parke, 12.
James said: "There's less dancing this time so we're focusing on our singing. We'll show a different side to us. We want to show we have talent."

Cowell lights up

Good light ... Simon Cowell

VAIN Simon Cowell has had special lighting installed for himself on Britain's Got Talent after millions of viewers were shocked by his appearance on the first live semi-final.
Viewers asked on Twitter if Botox was responsible for the music mogul's droopy left eye and the apparent bruising on his face. Others joked that axed X Factor judge Cheryl Cole had lamped him.
Cowell, 51, has had two small uplighters installed to remove facial shadows and brighten appearances.
An insider said: "It is well known that Simon is vain about his appearance. But Amanda Holden has had no such special treatment."

The Hoff's girls like his new love

THE Hoff's daughters have given their blessing to his new girlfriend.
Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff, 21, calls Welsh part-time model and shop assistant Hayley Roberts a "sweetheart".
Taylor-Ann and Hayley, 18, tell Hello! magazine - out now - they have met and approve of 31-year-old Hayley. Taylor-Ann said: "He doesn't want hot girls who throw themselves at him."

Approval ... David Hasselhoff's daughters like Hayley Roberts

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Tonight's hopefuls

Edward Reid

GLASWEGIAN Edward, 35, says he is like Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder. He has sung at a day care centre, pubs and functions. He would spend the £100,000 prize on "new teeth".

Glasgow gold ... Edward Reid

ITV

Out of the Blue

FIFTEEN students from Oxford aged 18 to 23 form this a capella group.
They perform at the Edinburgh Fringe every year and at charity functions - and say they'd donate the prize money to a local hospice.

So worthy ... the members of Oxford a capella group Out of the Blue

ITV

Steven Hall

THE 53-year-old telecoms worker from Cumbria shocked viewers with his zany comedy dancing - which he admits was "inspired" by a hit YouTube video. He also reckons he is like Steve Coogan.

Zany ... Steven Hall

ITV

Mexican Mayhem

BINGO caller Melanie Ceazar, 59, of Chingford, East London, performs tricks with Chihuahuas Tucker, four, and Twizzle, three. She hopes the Queen would like her act as "almost the entire Royal Family have dogs".

Canine cavorting ... Melanie Ceazar, the human face of dog act Mexican Mayhem

ITV

Jessica Hobson

SINGER Jessica, 19, from Sheffield, names the Spice Girls as her idols and says she has had no professional training. She said of Simon Cowell: "He is the one I want to impress the most."

Hitting the right notes ... Jessica Hobson

ITV

Dance Angels

MEMBERS of this 20-strong dance troupe are between nine and 23 years old. They are "absolutely petrified" about performing in front of show boss Cowell. And impressing him would mean "everything" to them.

Trouping the colour ... all-girl dance troup Dance Angels

ITV

Jai McDowall

CROONER Jai, 24, from Ayr, got into singing through karaoke. The support worker hopes for his big break, said: "Singing to the Queen would be a story I could tell my grandkids."

Melody man ... singing support worker Jai McDowall

ITV

Nathan Wyburn

NATHAN, 21, of Cardiff, recreated judge Michael McIntyre's face - out of MARMITE on toast. His inspirations include Banksy, Andy Warhol - and Simon Cowell, who apparently sparked the Marmite idea called Love or Hate.

Diff'rent strokes ... freestyling artist Nathan Wyburn

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Nicola dances to the Beat in video

Going it alone ... Nicola Roberts

NICOLA ROBERTS flashes a rare smile in the video for her debut solo single.

The flame-haired star, famed for a somewhat surly demeanour, is the latest GIRLS ALOUD member to go it alone, releasing first track Beat Of My Drum on June 5.
The clip sees the fashion-savvy Scouser showing off her dance moves, while wearing hot pants and high heels.
Nicola has been grafting in the studio with cutting edge producers DIMITRI, METRONOMY and DIPLO.
And her impressive vocals work a treat on this summery track.

Dancing around ... Nicola jives with some pals in a studio

She told me: "It's a fun record. It was important my first single was different to anything else around.
"I love that it's a song everyone can sing and dance along to."
Her debut album Cinderella's Eyes will be out in the autumn.
And she's rumoured to be reuniting with Girls Aloud next year for a tour to celebrate their 10th anniversary.
The band have suffered mixed fortunes since their split a couple of years ago.
CHERYL COLE scored a few No1s, while bandmate NADINE COYLE was a total flop.

Solo beat ... Nicola in new music video

Nicola dances to the Beat in video

Going it alone ... Nicola Roberts

NICOLA ROBERTS flashes a rare smile in the video for her debut solo single.

The flame-haired star, famed for a somewhat surly demeanour, is the latest GIRLS ALOUD member to go it alone, releasing first track Beat Of My Drum on June 5.
The clip sees the fashion-savvy Scouser showing off her dance moves, while wearing hot pants and high heels.
Nicola has been grafting in the studio with cutting edge producers DIMITRI, METRONOMY and DIPLO.
And her impressive vocals work a treat on this summery track.

Dancing around ... Nicola jives with some pals in a studio

She told me: "It's a fun record. It was important my first single was different to anything else around.
"I love that it's a song everyone can sing and dance along to."
Her debut album Cinderella's Eyes will be out in the autumn.
And she's rumoured to be reuniting with Girls Aloud next year for a tour to celebrate their 10th anniversary.
The band have suffered mixed fortunes since their split a couple of years ago.
CHERYL COLE scored a few No1s, while bandmate NADINE COYLE was a total flop.

Solo beat ... Nicola in new music video

Lauren's still smiling despite rumours

All smiles ... Lauren Goodger looked happy last night despite cheating rumours

David New

LAUREN Goodger was all smiles out last night after photos emerged of her fiancé Mark Wright caught in a compromising position with a former flame.

The Only Way Is Essex star looked more orange than ever as she hit the town with her sister Nicola.

Support ... Lauren out with her sister Nicola last night

It came after snaps showed ladies' man Mark, 24, naked on the balcony of the hotel he stayed at in Marbella last week, while Lucy Mecklenburgh was spotted there moments later. He was living it up in the Costa del Sol with most of the TOWIE gang - but Lauren, 24, stayed at home.
After the pictures were published Mark told Twitter fans they were "not what they look like".
And Lauren either took his word for it or was doing a good job of putting on a brave face last night.
The ITV2 star, who dressed up in white, pink and black mini-dress and white heels, smiled as she posed with a glass of bubbly at the Dogs Trust Honours in Smithfield, London.
And it looked like her engagement was still on - as she was still wearing her sparkler.

Lauren's still smiling despite rumours

All smiles ... Lauren Goodger looked happy last night despite cheating rumours

David New

LAUREN Goodger was all smiles out last night after photos emerged of her fiancé Mark Wright caught in a compromising position with a former flame.

The Only Way Is Essex star looked more orange than ever as she hit the town with her sister Nicola.

Support ... Lauren out with her sister Nicola last night

It came after snaps showed ladies' man Mark, 24, naked on the balcony of the hotel he stayed at in Marbella last week, while Lucy Mecklenburgh was spotted there moments later. He was living it up in the Costa del Sol with most of the TOWIE gang - but Lauren, 24, stayed at home.
After the pictures were published Mark told Twitter fans they were "not what they look like".
And Lauren either took his word for it or was doing a good job of putting on a brave face last night.
The ITV2 star, who dressed up in white, pink and black mini-dress and white heels, smiled as she posed with a glass of bubbly at the Dogs Trust Honours in Smithfield, London.
And it looked like her engagement was still on - as she was still wearing her sparkler.

Genius to tutor Coldplay kiddies

Classy couple ... ambitious Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

COLDPLAY star CHRIS MARTIN and wife GWYNETH PALTROW want a private tutor for their kids - but only multilingual all-round geniuses need apply.

They have placed an ad for someone to teach Ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish to Moses, five, and sister Apple, seven.

L-earner ... how ad may look

But Chris, 34, and film beauty Gwyneth, 38, also want them to learn sailing and tennis.

A pal said: "They're looking for someone with amazing qualifications - fluent in languages, able to play two instruments and sporty.
"It's likely the tutor will be Oxbridge-educated."
The Scientist singer - who has a first-class degree in Greek and Latin - and his film star missus are offering a £60,000 salary for two to four hours' work a day at their home in Belsize Park, North London.
Other perks include all expenses paid, free use of a West London flat and free travel with the couple and their kids when they fly abroad.
They have already interviewed hopefuls following their advert on Tutors-International.com.
Their pal added: "They want someone to go with them wherever they need them, be that America or anywhere else. But with that kind of deal for teaching two hours a day - you would, wouldn't you?"

Genius to tutor Coldplay kiddies

Classy couple ... ambitious Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

COLDPLAY star CHRIS MARTIN and wife GWYNETH PALTROW want a private tutor for their kids - but only multilingual all-round geniuses need apply.

They have placed an ad for someone to teach Ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish to Moses, five, and sister Apple, seven.

L-earner ... how ad may look

But Chris, 34, and film beauty Gwyneth, 38, also want them to learn sailing and tennis.

A pal said: "They're looking for someone with amazing qualifications - fluent in languages, able to play two instruments and sporty.
"It's likely the tutor will be Oxbridge-educated."
The Scientist singer - who has a first-class degree in Greek and Latin - and his film star missus are offering a £60,000 salary for two to four hours' work a day at their home in Belsize Park, North London.
Other perks include all expenses paid, free use of a West London flat and free travel with the couple and their kids when they fly abroad.
They have already interviewed hopefuls following their advert on Tutors-International.com.
Their pal added: "They want someone to go with them wherever they need them, be that America or anywhere else. But with that kind of deal for teaching two hours a day - you would, wouldn't you?"

Your Amex is on fire

Your round ... Kings Of Leon got the drinks in

KINGS OF LEON inject more life into a party than a debauched game of spin the bottle.

The US rockers prepared for their gig at the O2 Arena last night with a late-night bender in London.
After drinking in several bars they ended up in Mayfair club Luxx and won a new army of fans by ordering 400 shots of tequila to share out between all the punters.
A source said: "The lads strolled in with their burly bodyguards completely unannounced.
"The club sorted out a roped-off VIP area which quickly caught the attention of clubbers, especially the female contingent.
"The lads were up for causing a bit of mischief so they ordered the mega round of tequilas which went down a storm.
"It was like they were celebrating some big news.
"But it was just a normal night out for the band. They like everyone to get involved in the drinking." The band were inspired to get their huge round in after noticing other tables were having more fun than them.
They soon put paid to that, ushering waiters over to put in their order.
The source added: "The bar was filled with shot glasses and it took staff ages to top up every glass.

Cheeks

"Everyone in the club was looking on and it was a real spectacle."
They settled the £3,000 bill on a credit card.
The rockers will be spending plenty of time in the UK over the next few weeks. Following last night's gig, they're headlining the Isle of Wight Festival next weekend before slipping off to Holland and Germany.
They then return to the UK for dates in Sunderland and Manchester, two shows in Hyde Park and a gig in Edinburgh.
Bassist JARED FOLLOWILL will be looking forward to his return to London having been left a lasting impression during his night out.
He wrote on Twitter: "I just saw a girl's butt cheeks that made me want to get back in touch with my religious side."
She'll be hoping it wasn't just the shots talking.

Your Amex is on fire

Your round ... Kings Of Leon got the drinks in

KINGS OF LEON inject more life into a party than a debauched game of spin the bottle.

The US rockers prepared for their gig at the O2 Arena last night with a late-night bender in London.
After drinking in several bars they ended up in Mayfair club Luxx and won a new army of fans by ordering 400 shots of tequila to share out between all the punters.
A source said: "The lads strolled in with their burly bodyguards completely unannounced.
"The club sorted out a roped-off VIP area which quickly caught the attention of clubbers, especially the female contingent.
"The lads were up for causing a bit of mischief so they ordered the mega round of tequilas which went down a storm.
"It was like they were celebrating some big news.
"But it was just a normal night out for the band. They like everyone to get involved in the drinking." The band were inspired to get their huge round in after noticing other tables were having more fun than them.
They soon put paid to that, ushering waiters over to put in their order.
The source added: "The bar was filled with shot glasses and it took staff ages to top up every glass.

Cheeks

"Everyone in the club was looking on and it was a real spectacle."
They settled the £3,000 bill on a credit card.
The rockers will be spending plenty of time in the UK over the next few weeks. Following last night's gig, they're headlining the Isle of Wight Festival next weekend before slipping off to Holland and Germany.
They then return to the UK for dates in Sunderland and Manchester, two shows in Hyde Park and a gig in Edinburgh.
Bassist JARED FOLLOWILL will be looking forward to his return to London having been left a lasting impression during his night out.
He wrote on Twitter: "I just saw a girl's butt cheeks that made me want to get back in touch with my religious side."
She'll be hoping it wasn't just the shots talking.

Louis: Cheryl won't forgive Simon

Still in contact ... Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole

LOUIS Walsh reckons that Cheryl Cole will never forgive Simon Cowell after getting the sack from the US X Factor.

The Irish judge said the pair will never be friends again after she refused to return to the UK show following her humiliating exit.
He told a newspaper: "Cheryl and Simon will never patch things up.
"Absolutely not. No, no, no, no and no. I've been speaking to Cheryl all day and there is no way I can sort those two out.
"Cheryl is keeping herself to herself and is being really strong. She's moved on and will come back even more fantastic than before.

Not friends anymore ... Simon Cowell

"X Factor won't be the same without her and it's such a shame the way things ended. I'm really going to miss her." And he said that she's planning to get over her X Factor disappointment by reuniting with the members of Girls Aloud next year.
He added: "I've been on the phone to Cheryl all day. Honestly, I can show you texts, she's back with Girls Aloud in 2012 and they're going to tour."
And Louis, 58, claimed that Cheryl is already able to laugh at her mistakes on the US show, including her bizarre choice of outfit for her American debut.
The 27-year-old wore an orange ruffled top and purple flared jeans and backcombed her locks for the first day of auditions in LA.
He said: "I told her I'm not wearing purple flares or backcombing my hair. She has a good sense of humour so she laughed."
Louis returned to the UK X Factor panel for the first day of auditions yesterday alongside new judges Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos and Kelly Rowland.
The trio have replaced Simon, Cheryl and Dannii Minogue for this year's series.
Talking about Cheryl's departure from the panel, Gary, 40, said: "I sent her some texts sending her support because she's a good friend of mine, so I'm disappointed, but the other two girls are going to be really great also."

Lily Allen hires cops for wedding

LILY ALLEN is so desperate to keep her wedding under wraps she is paying for extra cops to ensure fans and photographers can't get near.

The singer, 26, weds builder SAM COOPER, 32, next Saturday in sleepy Cranham, Gloucs.
The main road around the village will be closed. Locals are to get passes to allow them in.
A police spokesman said: "The couple agreed to pay for extra officers. They will ensure minimal disruption."
Lily began dating construction boss Sam in 2009. The pair, who lost a baby last year, announced their engagement in December.

Louis: Cheryl won't forgive Simon

Still in contact ... Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole

LOUIS Walsh reckons that Cheryl Cole will never forgive Simon Cowell after getting the sack from the US X Factor.

The Irish judge said the pair will never be friends again after she refused to return to the UK show following her humiliating exit.
He told a newspaper: "Cheryl and Simon will never patch things up.
"Absolutely not. No, no, no, no and no. I've been speaking to Cheryl all day and there is no way I can sort those two out.
"Cheryl is keeping herself to herself and is being really strong. She's moved on and will come back even more fantastic than before.

Not friends anymore ... Simon Cowell

"X Factor won't be the same without her and it's such a shame the way things ended. I'm really going to miss her." And he said that she's planning to get over her X Factor disappointment by reuniting with the members of Girls Aloud next year.
He added: "I've been on the phone to Cheryl all day. Honestly, I can show you texts, she's back with Girls Aloud in 2012 and they're going to tour."
And Louis, 58, claimed that Cheryl is already able to laugh at her mistakes on the US show, including her bizarre choice of outfit for her American debut.
The 27-year-old wore an orange ruffled top and purple flared jeans and backcombed her locks for the first day of auditions in LA.
He said: "I told her I'm not wearing purple flares or backcombing my hair. She has a good sense of humour so she laughed."
Louis returned to the UK X Factor panel for the first day of auditions yesterday alongside new judges Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos and Kelly Rowland.
The trio have replaced Simon, Cheryl and Dannii Minogue for this year's series.
Talking about Cheryl's departure from the panel, Gary, 40, said: "I sent her some texts sending her support because she's a good friend of mine, so I'm disappointed, but the other two girls are going to be really great also."