Will.i.am’s dates for Cheryl Cole

WILL.I.AM must have wet himself after hearing CHERYL COLE landed the X Factor USA gig. 

 

Team ... Will.i.am and Cheryl Cole

He'll be rapping love songs from outside her bedroom window every night now she'll be living round the corner in LA.
The BLACK EYED PEAS star didn't waste any time throwing Chezza a welcome party after being made part of her US management team. He introduced her to some key contacts at a champagne welcome bash he threw in her honour.
A source said: "Will was keen to settle Cheryl in LA and put her in touch with some important people. He's filled her diary over the next few weeks so she has plenty to do. He hopes to improve her profile and ensure she doesn't get homesick."
Cheryl packed some of her favourite snacks from the UK just in case they're not available in the States.
One of her suitcases was loaded with packets of HobNobs.
Well, she needs something to dip into her Newkie Brown.

Will.i.am’s dates for Cheryl Cole

WILL.I.AM must have wet himself after hearing CHERYL COLE landed the X Factor USA gig. 

 

Team ... Will.i.am and Cheryl Cole

He'll be rapping love songs from outside her bedroom window every night now she'll be living round the corner in LA.
The BLACK EYED PEAS star didn't waste any time throwing Chezza a welcome party after being made part of her US management team. He introduced her to some key contacts at a champagne welcome bash he threw in her honour.
A source said: "Will was keen to settle Cheryl in LA and put her in touch with some important people. He's filled her diary over the next few weeks so she has plenty to do. He hopes to improve her profile and ensure she doesn't get homesick."
Cheryl packed some of her favourite snacks from the UK just in case they're not available in the States.
One of her suitcases was loaded with packets of HobNobs.
Well, she needs something to dip into her Newkie Brown.

Is she Gwyn to sing?

JLS are on a four-man mission to impress GWYNETH PALTROW at Wembley tonight.

The band want to ask the actress if she'll collaborate with them on a track for their new album.
The lads - performing in front of thousands, including Gwyneth, at the National Movie Awards - rated her recent singing efforts.

Offer ... JLS

DAVE HOGAN

MARVIN said yesterday: "She was brilliant on Glee and wicked with BABYFACE too."
JB chipped in: "Yeah, and with CEE LO GREEN."
ASTON said: "She could be lead girl on a track. It would be brilliant."
The lads perform before TAKE THAT at the L'Oreal Paris National Movie Awards, live on ITV1 tonight.
Their show coincides with the release of their 3D movie Eyes Wide Open, while GARY BARLOW's group have moved into movies by writing the score for the new X-Men film.
JB said: "We'd like to do something similar one day.
"I'd like to do it for a film like Gladiator, but the boys prefer a rom-com."
Marv added: "We're all ladies' men so, yeah, definitely for a rom-com."
His missus, ROCHELLE WISEMAN, must spend a fortune on Kleenex.

Is she Gwyn to sing?

JLS are on a four-man mission to impress GWYNETH PALTROW at Wembley tonight.

The band want to ask the actress if she'll collaborate with them on a track for their new album.
The lads - performing in front of thousands, including Gwyneth, at the National Movie Awards - rated her recent singing efforts.

Offer ... JLS

DAVE HOGAN

MARVIN said yesterday: "She was brilliant on Glee and wicked with BABYFACE too."
JB chipped in: "Yeah, and with CEE LO GREEN."
ASTON said: "She could be lead girl on a track. It would be brilliant."
The lads perform before TAKE THAT at the L'Oreal Paris National Movie Awards, live on ITV1 tonight.
Their show coincides with the release of their 3D movie Eyes Wide Open, while GARY BARLOW's group have moved into movies by writing the score for the new X-Men film.
JB said: "We'd like to do something similar one day.
"I'd like to do it for a film like Gladiator, but the boys prefer a rom-com."
Marv added: "We're all ladies' men so, yeah, definitely for a rom-com."
His missus, ROCHELLE WISEMAN, must spend a fortune on Kleenex.

Adele and Tinie hit la-la land

IT'S lucky that TINIE TEMPAH knows ADELE. 

 

Fancy meeting someone like you here ... Adele and Tinie Tempah on the town in Beverly Hills

He'd struggle to find anybody else to hang around with in Los Angeles while wearing his mum's pink shellsuit trousers.
The rapper took his fellow Londoner out for dinner after meeting up across the pond.
Hopefully Adele had a word about his clobber once the cocktails sank in.
Then it was off to Teddy's - the Hollywood club which wouldn't allow Tinie in recently even though his songs were on inside.
Must be a camp trousers-only policy.

Adele and Tinie hit la-la land

IT'S lucky that TINIE TEMPAH knows ADELE. 

 

Fancy meeting someone like you here ... Adele and Tinie Tempah on the town in Beverly Hills

He'd struggle to find anybody else to hang around with in Los Angeles while wearing his mum's pink shellsuit trousers.
The rapper took his fellow Londoner out for dinner after meeting up across the pond.
Hopefully Adele had a word about his clobber once the cocktails sank in.
Then it was off to Teddy's - the Hollywood club which wouldn't allow Tinie in recently even though his songs were on inside.
Must be a camp trousers-only policy.

Low-key wedding for Sir Paul McCartney & Nancy

SIR PAUL McCARTNEY is set to marry NANCY SHEVELL at a small register office - as he did with first wife Linda.

The BEATLES legend, 68, and wealthy businesswoman Nancy, 51, are preparing a low-key civil ceremony.
Nancy has confirmed the wedding will be "small" and "soon".
Macca wed Linda in 1969 at London's Marylebone Register Office. She died of cancer in 1998.
He and heiress Nancy have been dating for almost four years since meeting in New York.
She revealed his proposal in California was "a total surprise".
Nancv said he picked a "vintage 1925 Cartier engagement solitaire diamond" because he loves antiques. It is rumoured to have cost him £400,00.
Nancy said they are likely to live in the UK.

Love me do ... couple

Low-key wedding for Sir Paul McCartney & Nancy

SIR PAUL McCARTNEY is set to marry NANCY SHEVELL at a small register office - as he did with first wife Linda.

The BEATLES legend, 68, and wealthy businesswoman Nancy, 51, are preparing a low-key civil ceremony.
Nancy has confirmed the wedding will be "small" and "soon".
Macca wed Linda in 1969 at London's Marylebone Register Office. She died of cancer in 1998.
He and heiress Nancy have been dating for almost four years since meeting in New York.
She revealed his proposal in California was "a total surprise".
Nancv said he picked a "vintage 1925 Cartier engagement solitaire diamond" because he loves antiques. It is rumoured to have cost him £400,00.
Nancy said they are likely to live in the UK.

Love me do ... couple

Keira: 'I'm the worst bridesmaid

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY has branded herself 'the worst bridesmaid in the entire world' following a comedy of errors at her brother's wedding last month.

The actress cut a classy figure in a maroon frock for her pivotal role at older sibling Caleb's nuptials in Glasgow, but Keira confesses it all went pear-shaped when the booze started flowing at the reception.
She ended up ruining her gown and, as a result, is convinced she'll never be asked to be a bridesmaid again.
Speaking on a US chatshow, she said: "I don't normally spill things down myself but every single drink went down that dress.
"Then they had a curry buffet and the curry went all the way down the dress as well.

Accident prone ... Keira Knightley

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"Then I went to the toilet and I got it stuck in the door and it ripped it all the way down the back. So I was the worst bridesmaid in the entire world.
"I'm never going to be asked again, but it was a great dress and I had a great night."

Before the frock was ruined ... Keira with the bride-to-be at her brother's wedding

The screen beauty - who appeared on JIMMY FALLON's chat show last night in a vintage patterned dress - also revealed she had several reservations about her role in Last Night.
The British star plays one half of a couple who are tempted to play away as the monotony of their seven-year marriage begins to kick in.

Classy ... Keira Knightley

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Keira admits she nearly suffered a meltdown when director MASSY TADJEDIN told the actress to play herself in the film, co-starring EVA MENDES.
She said: "It was terrifying. That's the last thing that any actor wants to hear.
"But the director happens to be one of my best friends so she was just like, 'Do that thing that you do.'
"I was like, "No, please don't make me do that,' but I did it in the end."
No idea what that thing that she does is though.

Keira: 'I'm the worst bridesmaid

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY has branded herself 'the worst bridesmaid in the entire world' following a comedy of errors at her brother's wedding last month.

The actress cut a classy figure in a maroon frock for her pivotal role at older sibling Caleb's nuptials in Glasgow, but Keira confesses it all went pear-shaped when the booze started flowing at the reception.
She ended up ruining her gown and, as a result, is convinced she'll never be asked to be a bridesmaid again.
Speaking on a US chatshow, she said: "I don't normally spill things down myself but every single drink went down that dress.
"Then they had a curry buffet and the curry went all the way down the dress as well.

Accident prone ... Keira Knightley

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"Then I went to the toilet and I got it stuck in the door and it ripped it all the way down the back. So I was the worst bridesmaid in the entire world.
"I'm never going to be asked again, but it was a great dress and I had a great night."

Before the frock was ruined ... Keira with the bride-to-be at her brother's wedding

The screen beauty - who appeared on JIMMY FALLON's chat show last night in a vintage patterned dress - also revealed she had several reservations about her role in Last Night.
The British star plays one half of a couple who are tempted to play away as the monotony of their seven-year marriage begins to kick in.

Classy ... Keira Knightley

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Keira admits she nearly suffered a meltdown when director MASSY TADJEDIN told the actress to play herself in the film, co-starring EVA MENDES.
She said: "It was terrifying. That's the last thing that any actor wants to hear.
"But the director happens to be one of my best friends so she was just like, 'Do that thing that you do.'
"I was like, "No, please don't make me do that,' but I did it in the end."
No idea what that thing that she does is though.

Noel Gallagher gives Gary Neville a volley

IT has been a while since NOEL GALLAGHER served up one of his razor-sharp verbal volleys.

Mr Angry ... Noel Gallagher

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But GARY NEVILLE is just the kind of comedy character to spark the full force of a Scud missile from the former OASIS hero.
Earlier this week Gary took the liberty of quoting Noel's classic track Fade Away on Twitter after Manchester United all but wrapped up the Premier League title.
He wrote: "'While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.' Not if you support United!"
Like little Gary playing the offside trap, it has gone pear-shaped.
Here is Manchester City fanatic Mr N Gallagher's response:

"I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s*** in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..."

Quote ... Gary Neville

Delivered like a NIGEL DE JONG tackle - with two feet just above the ankle.
So there you go Gary-boy, that's another stinger to add to the classic insult from yesteryear from your old City adversary.
The veteran Reds defender and former England misery-guts - who retired this season - once sent Noel a guitar to sign as a little birthday treat to himself.
It came back with the affectionate marker pen message: "Happy Birthday knobhead. MCFC x."
The beauty of Twitter is the fact Mr Neville has the chance to reply to Noel.
He's won every trophy possible at club level, but he'll get no silverware in this slagging match.

Noel Gallagher gives Gary Neville a volley

IT has been a while since NOEL GALLAGHER served up one of his razor-sharp verbal volleys.

Mr Angry ... Noel Gallagher

Dave Hogan

But GARY NEVILLE is just the kind of comedy character to spark the full force of a Scud missile from the former OASIS hero.
Earlier this week Gary took the liberty of quoting Noel's classic track Fade Away on Twitter after Manchester United all but wrapped up the Premier League title.
He wrote: "'While we're living, the dreams we have as children fade away.' Not if you support United!"
Like little Gary playing the offside trap, it has gone pear-shaped.
Here is Manchester City fanatic Mr N Gallagher's response:

"I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s*** in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..."

Quote ... Gary Neville

Delivered like a NIGEL DE JONG tackle - with two feet just above the ankle.
So there you go Gary-boy, that's another stinger to add to the classic insult from yesteryear from your old City adversary.
The veteran Reds defender and former England misery-guts - who retired this season - once sent Noel a guitar to sign as a little birthday treat to himself.
It came back with the affectionate marker pen message: "Happy Birthday knobhead. MCFC x."
The beauty of Twitter is the fact Mr Neville has the chance to reply to Noel.
He's won every trophy possible at club level, but he'll get no silverware in this slagging match.

Lady G flicks the V in gay Paris

LADY GAGA gave Paris an Eiffel last night. 

 

She swears it well ... Lady GaGa makes hand gesture in gaping gown

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Not only did the eccentric singer flash her chest in a risqué dress, she also gave a two-fingered salute as she left the city's Park Hyatt hotel.
The Judas singer was on typically jaw-dropping form in her all-black attire, extreme hairdo and expensive shades.
She was actually en route to a catch up with French designer JEAN-PAUL GAULTIER but looked better dressed for an extravagant funeral.

Baseball cap hair ... Lady GaGa

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Next stop for Lady G is London, where it's been revealed she'll play a secret show tomorrow ahead of her headline slot at the Radio 1 Big Weekend festival in Carlisle this weekend.
A source said: "GaGa loves the atmosphere of smaller venues, and the way she can relax a little more while she's performing.
"She's not played so many of the Born This Way tracks live, and wants to warm up and do them in front of a small audience before she does the huge show at the weekend.
"She'll play mainly acoustically and there's a good chance she'll be debuting some tracks for the first time ever."
Sounds V good...

Lady G flicks the V in gay Paris

LADY GAGA gave Paris an Eiffel last night. 

 

She swears it well ... Lady GaGa makes hand gesture in gaping gown

GoffPhotos.com

Not only did the eccentric singer flash her chest in a risqué dress, she also gave a two-fingered salute as she left the city's Park Hyatt hotel.
The Judas singer was on typically jaw-dropping form in her all-black attire, extreme hairdo and expensive shades.
She was actually en route to a catch up with French designer JEAN-PAUL GAULTIER but looked better dressed for an extravagant funeral.

Baseball cap hair ... Lady GaGa

GoffPhotos.com

Next stop for Lady G is London, where it's been revealed she'll play a secret show tomorrow ahead of her headline slot at the Radio 1 Big Weekend festival in Carlisle this weekend.
A source said: "GaGa loves the atmosphere of smaller venues, and the way she can relax a little more while she's performing.
"She's not played so many of the Born This Way tracks live, and wants to warm up and do them in front of a small audience before she does the huge show at the weekend.
"She'll play mainly acoustically and there's a good chance she'll be debuting some tracks for the first time ever."
Sounds V good...

Celsius turns heat up on football fans

PLAYBOY babe Nives Celsius has turned up the heat on soccer fans — by releasing a song about scoring with her footballer husband Dino Drpic.

Naughty Nives shot to fame by boasting about having sex with Drpic in the centre circle of a pitch, weeks before Croatia beat England 2-0 in a Euro 2008 qualifier.
And now, the sexy brunette has recorded a song called 'Goal' as a tribute to her fellow WAGs.
One of the more suggestive lyrics of the record urges players to "fill me like Ronaldo".
Nives later sings: "Goal, goal, goal, score me a goal. I'm naked, you are naked, score me a goal.
"Be my Torres Fernando, keep filling me like Ronaldo and shake me my little Messi."
Nives told the Croatian Times: "I am just telling the truth about footballers and the women who follow them."

HOT ... Nives Celsius

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